DA Of The Day: Man Cited For Alleged DWI Because 'The Jets Suck"

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November 14, 2018

Joe Cingrana

November 14th DA OF THE DAY: This guy in New Jersey was arrested for an alleged DWI says he drank too much because "the Jets suck."

This IS true, but come on...

Apparently Christopher Greyshock, 57, of West Milford, NJ's bad day turned worse after allegedly rear-ending a car, failing a sobriety test, and having an open container and suspected marijuana in the car immediately following his Jets' loss to the Bills this past Sunday

"I drank too much because the Jets suck," he told police during his sobriety test, according to a release from the Wayne Police.

Greyshock was charged with assault by auto since the driver he hit was injured, DWI, reckless driving, and drug possession. His car was also impounded. After being processed and issued his traffic summonses and charges, he was turned over to a "responsible adult," the release stated.

RUNNER UP: This guy in Florida who was arrested for allegedly speeding was in a Fred Flinstone costume and was driving a “pre-historic” smart car.

Wait, what?

That's right, Pasco County, Florida sheriffs pulled Don Swartz over on November 4 for allegedly speeding in his modified smart car in a housing development.

The sheriff’s office said in a Facebook post that Swartz “became unruly” after being issued a speeding citation and was later released with a notice to appear in court.