DA of the Day: Houston Man Gets The Most Regrettable Tattoo In History

January 7, 2019

Welcome to the Regrettable Tattoo Club, Mr Torres!

Jose L. Torres voluntarily had a message tattooed in an attempt to patch things up with his wife on January 2nd.

The man received some ink from nipple to nipple and down to his bellybutton, which reads: 'I, Jose L. Torres am getting a tattoo voluntarily on January 2, 2019 so that I can earn my wife's trust back for the pain and suffering I have cause in our marriage.’ The tattoo continues to say that he is a 'liar,' 'cheater,' 'manipulator,' 'deciever,' 'whore/prostitute lover,' and 'dishonest and disrespectul.'

Those aren't our typos, either. Jose didn’t use spell check.